The Story
YOU THINK YOU KNOW KNITWEAR? YOU DON’T. THIS IS THE 1.5 GAUGE MULTI BULKY CREWNECK. IT'S NOT A JUMPER, IT'S A PROPER UNIT. IT’S ARMOUR.
1.5 GAUGE? THAT MEANS IT WAS KNITTED BY A ROBOT WEARING MITTENS. IT’S THAT THICK. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A MUSCULAR HEDGEHOG.
THE COLOUR IS GREEN. A PROPER, BRIGHT GREEN. SO YOU CAN’T BLEND IN. YOU WILL BE SEEN. YOU WILL BE WARM. YOU WILL BE SAFE.
IT'S GOT MULTIPLE COLOURS IN THERE. BECAUSE WHY BE SIMPLE? IT'S JAPANESE. IT HAS TO BE COMPLICATED.
WEAR IT. STOP FREEZING. SORT YOUR WINTER OUT. THIS THING WILL LAST LONGER THAN YOUR CAR. BUY IT BEFORE YOU GET HYPOTHERMIA, MATE.
· Manufacturer color: Green
· Sizing:
· Reference: 11151846147
· Composition:
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
YOU THINK YOU KNOW KNITWEAR? YOU DON’T. THIS IS THE 1.5 GAUGE MULTI BULKY CREWNECK. IT'S NOT A JUMPER, IT'S A PROPER UNIT. IT’S ARMOUR.
1.5 GAUGE? THAT MEANS IT WAS KNITTED BY A ROBOT WEARING MITTENS. IT’S THAT THICK. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A MUSCULAR HEDGEHOG.
THE COLOUR IS GREEN. A PROPER, BRIGHT GREEN. SO YOU CAN’T BLEND IN. YOU WILL BE SEEN. YOU WILL BE WARM. YOU WILL BE SAFE.
IT'S GOT MULTIPLE COLOURS IN THERE. BECAUSE WHY BE SIMPLE? IT'S JAPANESE. IT HAS TO BE COMPLICATED.
WEAR IT. STOP FREEZING. SORT YOUR WINTER OUT. THIS THING WILL LAST LONGER THAN YOUR CAR. BUY IT BEFORE YOU GET HYPOTHERMIA, MATE.
· Manufacturer color: Green
· Sizing:
· Reference: 11151846147
· Composition:
