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WOMEN SPACE-O 2.5 SHORTS - FALCON

WOMEN SPACE-O 2.5 SHORTS - FALCON

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The Story

THESE ARE NOT SHORTS. THESE ARE A LEGAL OBLIGATION. THEY ARE 2.5 INCHES. YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY WEARING KNICKERS.

THIS IS THE SPACE-O FABRIC. IT’S SO LIGHT, YOU WILL SPEND THE ENTIRE RUN CHECKING TO MAKE SURE YOU PUT THEM ON. WE ARE NOT LIABLE IF YOU GET ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY.

THE COLOUR IS FALCON. WHICH IS FANCY FOR BROWNISH GREY. IT’S SUBTLE. IT’S EARTHY. WHICH IS IRONIC, BECAUSE YOUR LEGS ARE NOT SUBTLE IN THESE.

THEY’RE FOR RUNNING. OBVIOUSLY. BUT ONLY FAST RUNNING. SLOW RUNNING IN THESE IS ILLEGAL. YOUR LEGS WILL BE FREE. THE PUBLIC WILL BE SHOCKED.

BUY THEM. YOU NEED TO JOIN THE CULT.

· Manufacturer color: Falcon
· Reference: 22005-91000
· Composition: 73% PA 27% EA

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Description

THESE ARE NOT SHORTS. THESE ARE A LEGAL OBLIGATION. THEY ARE 2.5 INCHES. YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY WEARING KNICKERS.

THIS IS THE SPACE-O FABRIC. IT’S SO LIGHT, YOU WILL SPEND THE ENTIRE RUN CHECKING TO MAKE SURE YOU PUT THEM ON. WE ARE NOT LIABLE IF YOU GET ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY.

THE COLOUR IS FALCON. WHICH IS FANCY FOR BROWNISH GREY. IT’S SUBTLE. IT’S EARTHY. WHICH IS IRONIC, BECAUSE YOUR LEGS ARE NOT SUBTLE IN THESE.

THEY’RE FOR RUNNING. OBVIOUSLY. BUT ONLY FAST RUNNING. SLOW RUNNING IN THESE IS ILLEGAL. YOUR LEGS WILL BE FREE. THE PUBLIC WILL BE SHOCKED.

BUY THEM. YOU NEED TO JOIN THE CULT.

· Manufacturer color: Falcon
· Reference: 22005-91000
· Composition: 73% PA 27% EA

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